Smells Like Silent Disapproval — 9oz Scented Eco-Friendly Soy Candle

This hand-poured 9 oz soy wax candle is what happens when you say nothing and judge internally. The label—“Smells Like Silent Disapproval”—does the heavy lifting, no commentary required. Light it when your face is neutral but your thoughts are… not. Made with 100% USA-farmed soy wax and a 100% cotton eco wick, it delivers 50–60 hours of clean, low-soot burn. Choose from cozy vanilla bean, spiced pumpkin ginger, fresh balsam, or bright pink grapefruit, or go unscented for an extra layer of passive-aggressive calm. The clear glass jar with a clean white lid is reusable, minimal, and perfectly suited for shelves, desks, or coffee tables where you quietly reassess everyone in the room. Meets ASTM safety standards. Burns best when trimmed, supervised, and paired with patience that ran out years ago.

Product features
- Eco-friendly 100% soy wax (USA-farmed) — non-toxic, no parabens or phthalates
- Reusable clear glass container — cleans up for decor or storage
- Average burn time 50–60 hours with 100% cotton eco wick
- Multiple scent options plus unscented; all scents share a natural color
- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax); meets ASTM standards; assembled in USA

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.