Epstein Files Distraction Sticker

Whether you’re staring down the barrel of a $7 carton of eggs or watching the meter spin out of control at the gas pump, it’s time to call it what it is. It's not inflation. It's a premium subscription fee for the global news cycle. Don't ever stop talking about the Epstein files.

Featuring a vibrant, retro pop-art aesthetic, this high-quality square vinyl sticker is the ultimate passive-aggressive commentary for an increasingly absurd world.

Product features
- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for bright shine
- 100% vinyl construction with strong 3M acrylic adhesive
- Printed with eco-solvent inks for vibrant colors
- Available in four sizes to suit laptops, journals, and more
- Designed for indoor use (not waterproof)

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.