Late Stage Capitalism Candle

Smells Like Late Stage Capitalism Soy Candle - This hand-poured 9 oz soy wax candle pairs clean design with a bold, statement-making label that says exactly what you’re thinking. Made with 100% USA-farmed soy wax and a 100% cotton eco wick, it delivers 50–60 hours of even, low-soot burn—because if you’re going to light something on fire, it should at least be done responsibly. 10% of profits support Indivisible.

Choose from a lineup of thoughtfully blended scents, from cozy vanilla bean and spiced pumpkin ginger to fresh balsam and bright pink grapefruit, or keep it unscented for soft, judgment-free ambiance. Each option is designed to be comforting without being overpowering. The clear glass jar with a clean white lid is reusable and easy to clean once the candle burns down, making it as practical as it is pointed. Finished with minimal, modern packaging and a permanent adhesive label, this candle looks right at home on a lived-in shelf, a coffee table with opinions, or as a gift for someone who appreciates humor with their home decor. Meets ASTM safety standards. Burns best when trimmed and enjoyed responsibly—unlike most systems. 

10% of profits are donated to Indivisible.

Product features
- Eco-friendly 100% soy wax (USA-farmed) — non-toxic, no parabens or phthalates
- Reusable clear glass container — cleans up for decor or storage
- Average burn time 50–60 hours with 100% cotton eco wick
- Multiple scent options plus unscented; all scents share a natural color
- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax); meets ASTM standards; assembled in USA

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.