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Smells Like Critical Thinking — 9oz Scented Eco-Friendly Soy Candle

Price

$25.00

This hand-poured 9 oz soy wax candle brings clean design and sharper ideas to your space. The bold label—“Smells Like Critical Thinking”—is a subtle flex for anyone who reads past headlines and asks follow-up questions. Light it when you want a calm room and a fully engaged brain. Made with 100% USA-farmed soy wax and a 100% cotton eco wick, this candle delivers 50–60 hours of even, low-soot burn. Choose from thoughtfully blended scents like cozy vanilla bean, spiced pumpkin ginger, fresh balsam, or bright pink grapefruit—or go unscented for soft ambient light that lets your thoughts do the talking. The clear glass jar with a clean white lid is reusable and easy to clean once finished, making it as practical as it is pointed. Finished with minimal, modern packaging and a permanent adhesive label, it’s right at home on a coffee table, bookshelf, or desk where ideas live. Meets ASTM safety standards. Burns best when trimmed, supervised, and paired with healty skepticism.


Product features
- Eco-friendly 100% soy wax (USA-farmed) — non-toxic, no parabens or phthalates
- Reusable clear glass container — cleans up for decor or storage
- Average burn time 50–60 hours with 100% cotton eco wick
- Multiple scent options plus unscented; all scents share a natural color
- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax); meets ASTM standards; assembled in USA

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

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