No, I Will Not Read Your Script (But in White) - Jersey Tee
$30.00
This tee is a public service announcement disguised as a boundary. For creatives, introverts, and anyone who’s ever been handed 120 unformatted pages “real quick.” Dry, direct, and emotionally efficient—because time is finite and so is patience. Soft, wearable, and firm in its refusal. Nothing personal. It’s actually very personal.
Cut from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a clean crew neckline and side seams for structure, this shirt sits light and comfortable whether you’re lounging with a book or out at a spirited rally. Sleeve and neck prints use high-quality DTF/DTG methods for crisp, long-lasting lettering. Tear-away label and stable shoulder tape keep the fit neat and irritation-free. Ethically produced with REACH compliance and responsibly sourced blanks, this tee blends conscious manufacturing with bold expression.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Side seams and shoulder tape for better shape retention and structural support.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability.
- High-detail sleeve and neck printing via DTF/DTG for crisp, lasting text.
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas standards), blank sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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