Clots & Prayers – Political Satire Protest Jersey T-Shirt

Because “thoughts and prayers” don’t stop the bleeding, but the Big Macs may. The Clots & Prayers tee takes a darkly funny swipe at the fast-food-fueled hypocrisy of politics, where concern is performative and cholesterol is bipartisan. Soft, bold, and unapologetically done with the nonsense, this shirt is perfect for those who meet every headline with equal parts disbelief and sarcasm. For the ones who know irony pairs best with fries. 10% of profits are donated to Indivisible.

Cut from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a clean crew neckline and side seams for structure, this shirt sits light and comfortable whether you’re lounging with a book or out at a spirited rally. Sleeve and neck prints use high-quality DTF/DTG methods for crisp, long-lasting lettering. Tear-away label and stable shoulder tape keep the fit neat and irritation-free. Ethically produced with REACH compliance and responsibly sourced blanks, this tee blends conscious manufacturing with bold expression.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Side seams and shoulder tape for better shape retention and structural support.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort and durability.
- High-detail sleeve and neck printing via DTF/DTG for crisp, lasting text.
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas standards), blank sourced from Honduras.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean