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Clots & Prayers Boxy T-Shirt

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$35.00

Because “thoughts and prayers” don’t stop the bleeding, but the Big Macs may. The Clots & Prayers boxy t-shirt takes a darkly funny swipe at the fast-food-fueled hypocrisy of politics, where concern is performative and cholesterol is bipartisan. Soft, bold, and unapologetically done with the nonsense, this shirt is perfect for those who meet every headline with equal parts disbelief and sarcasm. For the ones who know irony pairs best with fries. 10% of profits are donated to Indivisible.

 

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable surface ideal for printing
- Boxy, slightly cropped fit for layering and relaxed styling
- Heavy-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a vintage, lived-in feel from pigment dye
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Neck label printed with DTF/DTG; sewn-in twill label; natural shade variation from pigment dye

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

 SMLXL2XL
Width, in18.2520.2522.0024.0026.00
Length, in20.0021.0022.0023.0024.00
Sleeve length from center back, in15.6216.5017.3718.3719.25

 

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Our Impact

 10% of our profits support charities aligned with equality, mental health, and reproductive freedom, including the ACLU, The Trevor Project, and Planned Parenthood.

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