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Oh Look it's My Last F*ck — 9oz Scented Eco-Friendly Soy Candle

Price

$25.00

This hand-poured 9 oz soy wax candle marks the exact moment your last remaining fck quietly leaves the building. The bold label—“Oh Look, It’s My Last F*ck—sets expectations clearly and saves you the trouble of explaining yourself. Light it when patience is gone and peace is the priority.

Made with 100% USA-farmed soy wax and a 100% cotton eco wick, this candle offers 50–60 hours of even, low-soot burn. Choose from thoughtfully blended scents like cozy vanilla bean, spiced pumpkin ginger, fresh balsam, or bright pink grapefruit, or go unscented for pure, unapologetic ambiance. The clear glass jar with a clean white lid is reusable and easy to clean once finished, making it as practical as your boundaries. Finished with minimal, modern packaging and a permanent adhesive label, it looks right at home on desks, nightstands, or coffee tables that have absolutely had enough. Meets ASTM safety standards. Burns best when trimmed, supervised, and paired with choosing yourself for once.


Product features
- Eco-friendly 100% soy wax (USA-farmed) — non-toxic, no parabens or phthalates
- Reusable clear glass container — cleans up for decor or storage
- Average burn time 50–60 hours with 100% cotton eco wick
- Multiple scent options plus unscented; all scents share a natural color
- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax); meets ASTM standards; assembled in USA

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

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