Clots & Prayers – Political Satire Protest Boxy T-Shirt
$40.00
Because “thoughts and prayers” don’t stop the bleeding, but the Big Macs may. The Clots & Prayers tee takes a darkly funny swipe at the fast-food-fueled hypocrisy of politics, where concern is performative and cholesterol is bipartisan. Soft, bold, and unapologetically done with the nonsense, this shirt is perfect for those who meet every headline with equal parts disbelief and sarcasm. For the ones who know irony pairs best with fries. 10% of profits are donated to Indivisible.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable surface ideal for printing
- Boxy, slightly cropped fit for layering and relaxed styling
- Heavy-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with a vintage, lived-in feel from pigment dye
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Neck label printed with DTF/DTG; sewn-in twill label; natural shade variation from pigment dye
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 20.00 | 21.00 | 22.00 | 23.00 | 24.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 15.62 | 16.50 | 17.37 | 18.37 | 19.25 |
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