Smells Like F*ck the Patricarchy — 9oz Scented Eco-Friendly Soy Candle

This hand-poured 9 oz soy wax candle is equal parts cozy ambiance and unapologetic energy. The bold label—“Smells Like F*ck the Patriarchy”—doesn’t whisper. It makes a statement. Light it when you’re done shrinking, done explaining, and fully done with systems that were never built for you. Made with 100% USA-farmed soy wax and a 100% cotton eco wick, this candle delivers 50–60 hours of even, low-soot burn. Choose from thoughtfully blended scents like cozy vanilla bean, spiced pumpkin ginger, fresh balsam, or bright pink grapefruit, or go unscented for pure, uncompromising glow. The clear glass jar with a clean white lid is reusable and easy to clean once finished—because sustainability and rebellion can coexist. Finished with minimal, modern packaging and a permanent adhesive label, it belongs on desks, nightstands, bookshelves, and coffee tables that support dismantling outdated power structures. Meets ASTM safety standards. Burns best when trimmed, supervised, and paired with smashing glass ceilings.

Product features
- Eco-friendly 100% soy wax (USA-farmed) — non-toxic, no parabens or phthalates
- Reusable clear glass container — cleans up for decor or storage
- Average burn time 50–60 hours with 100% cotton eco wick
- Multiple scent options plus unscented; all scents share a natural color
- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax); meets ASTM standards; assembled in USA

Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.